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Bill Clinton Has Officially Let Me Down

10/25/2014

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Just met Bill Clinton. He said "The ND-FSU game evoked an emotion in me that I never expected. Sympathy for Notre Dame. Terrible call"

— Tom Mendoza (@TomMendozaTalks) October 23, 2014
http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/10/23/7051329/notre-dame-florida-state-pass-interference-bill-clinton


SBNation- In our quest to give you what every single person in the world thinks about the offensive pass interference call that essentially ended last week's marquee matchup between Notre Dame and Florida State, we bring you this important update from former President Bill Clinton.

Awww, HORSESHIT!!! Bad call or not (it probably was). I don't want to hear Slick Willie sticking up for Notre Dame. Is this not America? Is this not sports? Notre Dame is one of those teams that you either irrationally love or irrationally hate, and you can never stray from that. I think we know which side of the fence I am on. If I needed a liver transplant and the Notre Dame Medical School sent one over I would punt it off the George Washington Bridge. Then I would use my last breathe to spit in a mason jar and have it sent back to them. 

I don't care how they lost. I'm a Rutgers fan, I wake up expecting to lose in painful ways. Boo-fucking-hoo. Guess what Notre Dame. You deserve to lose in such ways. Fuck the Fighting Irish Midgets and their holier than thou attitude. Is there a more pretentious group of assholes in the world than Notre Dame fans. They probably think the fountain on campus runs on Holy water. Granted, I don't even know if they have a fountain on campus. The beauty of that is neither does the 99.9% of their fan base that neither went to, or even visited, the school. How about this South Bend? Rudy sucked. Way to celebrate mediocrity.

Just one time Notre Dame. Just one time admit to me that you have moron student athletes just like everyone else. Admit to me that occasionally you have a cornerback skip Saturday night mass to blow lines off a stripper's ass cheek. You can't even tell a Irish fan that some of their kids cheat in class without them giving you the 'father,son,holy spirit' like a highfalutin fuckbag. How about this South Bend? Rudy sucked. Way to celebrate mediocrity.

C'mon Bill. You can't be feeling some typa' way about Notre Dame. You just broke Jameis' little heart. I can't speak for Winston's political views, but I'm pretty certain the only presidents he knows are Clinton and Obama. You guys are his favorite. If Clinton was being recruited for football he would 100% choose Florida State. Has a person ever fit a college culture better? Sex scandals and flat out lies to the media? It's a match made in heaven. Bet your ass Teflon Bill loves himself some crab legs. Clinton was saying 'fuck her right in the pussy' before it was popular. I am shocked he didn't trademark that. Be better Billy Boy. Do better.

Now cue it up….

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