Previously in 'Bill Russell Flips Off The Entire Basketball World'....
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I just have one question. To become the old man whose middle finger is both his greatest gag and a guaranteed source of uproarious laughter do you first need to attain more championship rings than you have fingers? The lack of fucks given is undoubtedly #LifeGoals and I need to know what's required to reach them, because being encouraged not to filter otherwise inappropriate hand motions is really all that I want out of my twilight years. I suppose being a universally liked human being before going gray would be a good start, but I'd love to know if there's anything other than irrefutable reverence from every single one of his peers that gave him the go-ahead to start gesturing to them to go fuck themselves with a shit-eating grin on his face. I don't quite have a hoops game that's transcendent of it's time so I'm basically just depending on my own personality to give me the green light for bird flipping, and I'm pretty sure that's not going to cut it with those outside my most inner-circle, never mind some of the best basketball players of past and present.
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