TMZ- Buffalo Bills wide receiver Zay Jones got into a bizarre naked struggle with his brother -- who's also in the NFL -- and it ended in a bloody mess ... with Zay in handcuffs. TMZ Sports obtained this video of the crazy fight that went down Monday night in a downtown L.A. apartment building. Zay is stark raving nude while grappling with his brother -- Cayleb Jones of the Vikings... You can hear Zay yelling, "I'm going to fight for Jesus" ... and according to witnesses, Cayleb was trying to stop him from jumping out a 30th floor window. Zay eventually broke free, and ran in the direction of Cayleb's gf's apartment ... you can hear her screaming. We're told at some point, he ran back out of the apartment, entered a public balcony area and smashed his foot through a window. Photos from the scene show blood on the shattered window, and all over the floors and walls. We're told Zay actually tried to squeeze through the hole in the window, but Cayleb restrained him until police arrived, and arrested him for felony vandalism.
------- Hmm, let's see. Naked? Bloody? Evidence of self harm that was nearly as nonsensical as the incoherent religious rant that preceded it? No past history of uncontrollably odd behavior that rendered even his brother speechless? I'm no doctor, but I think I may know the cure to what ailed Zay Jones when he went nutty-nuts on the 30th story of a Los Angeles apartment complex. His employer might not want to hear this, but I think a scene that you'd expect to see during an overly dramatized opening to an episode of CSI could have been avoided with the ingestion of some ground-grown drugs. I know, I know. I shouldn't discount the possibility of CTE given his profession, but - as a 22 year old with no diagnosed concussions on record and a previously untarnished reputation - it seems a lot more likely he was smoking on something synthetic. I don't know what the bar is for clear-headed craziness, but I'm pretty sure the well-respected Bills' wideout tried to run through a sheet of glass in order to hurdle over it from hundreds of feet in the air with his dick flapping in the wind. I don't exactly think I need an M.D. attached to the back of my name to come to the conclusion that those symptoms strongly correlate with the abuse of a substance. What that substance was? I don't know, but I would think swapping it out for a recreational drug that slightly alters your mind as opposed to completely controlling it would prove beneficial. Unfortunately, if there's one thing I know about said recreational drug it's that it's just as likely to be prescribed to you by a medical professional as it is to get you suspended from the NFL and deemed a more of an unlawful junky than the person screaming about Jesus while finger painting public places with his own blood.
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