Boogie Cousins And Joel Embiid Are Butt Buddies So We're Basically The 3 Best Friends That Anyone Could Have

Watching this vine made me feel like I was hosting* a social gathering where friends from multiple walks of life were coming together and meeting each other for the first time. It gave me this overwhelming sense of happiness as if I were witnessing my two best friends - who were previously strangers - develop an undeniable rapport with each other via the mass consumption of cheap booze. You ever watched a friendship blossom right before your eyes and felt like it further legitimized the friendship that you already had with both conversationalists? Well, that's how I felt watching my two favorite players in the NBA develop a bromance by coming just a couple love taps short of making it weird during the course of a professional basketball game. It's almost as if I seeing the entire process has allowed me to completely trust my instincts. Granted, my relationships with DeMarcus Cousins and Joel Embiid are largely one-sided, but the mutual respect they clearly have for each other emboldened my appreciation for their play on the court and their antics off the court. Just two guys who never fail to provide instant entertainment - in very different ways - giving each other some ass slaps of adoration for their efforts. I think we are just one incidental run-in on the streets away from becoming the next "so three guys walk into a bar..." joke. I'll keep crossing my fingers because Boogie and 'The Process' provide more than enough unpredictability and humor to form a hell of a trifecta, and - more importantly - they already have pretty sweet nicknames.


*Hypothetically speaking, parties require planning and that's not my role in ANY of my friend groups. Pretty sure the people that have confirmed their attendance are absolutely terrified that I am going to botch the bachelor party I am booking for this summer, and I wouldn't have it any other way.