Brad Marchand Forgot the Puck and Presumably What Remains of His Dignity at Center Ice in Gifting a Shootout Win to the Flyers

1/14/2020

Oh, Marchand. □ pic.twitter.com/3t0e5cr1F4
— Here's Your Replay ⬇️ (@HeresYourReplay) January 14, 2020

Just barely licked it.
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— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) January 14, 2020

Now that’s just some good, clean family fun. The rare watch that is endlessly enjoyable by 99.9% of men, women, and children that don't diddle themselves to grainy Bobby Orr highlights like they are scrambled porn. For someone whose career has been characterized by not having so much as a...ahem...lick of shame, as much as it has been characterized by an incredible offensive evolution, it was always going to take something truly and profoundly unique to finally embarrass Brad Marchand. That something finally coming in a 'PG' package that can be guiltlessly celebrated by the masses that silently wish him far worse is just an added bonus.

I honestly can’t help but feel like there was some divine intervention at play here. If the Lord working in mysterious ways can be used to unconditionally explain the otherwise inexplicable then I have no choice but to hold the sports gods accountable for upholding karma by having one of the best stickhandlers in the entire world be the first to ever graze over a stationary puck so slightly that it barely even budged across the slickest of surfaces. An overly proud prick costing his team a game in miserable and mortifying fashion, thus being left alone in the spotlight as a sitting duck for the scorn of the most belligerent fanbase in sports is just too perfect a storm for it not to have been conceived somewhere amongst the clouds.

Like, I don't know that it couldn't possibly happen to a nicer guy, but I do know that it literally hasn't throughout the hundreds upon thousands of shootouts attempts we've seen on NHL ice over the last decade or so. A puck left resting peacefully at center ice, as if it were oblivious to the outrageous asshole being mocked incessantly for causing it no more than a stiff breeze while skating right past it. A simple pleasure, indeed.

UPDATE: It appears as though the pest is...pestered...

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— Brad Marchand (@Bmarch63) January 14, 2020

Your shootout is in your driveway not the NHL peasant. You pretend to be me in your back yard dream big bud
— Brad Marchand (@Bmarch63) January 14, 2020

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5/14/2020 02:22:01 am

I love seeing these athletes from different teams are united outside their Feld. We can see the everyone is really sports about this matter. These kinds of interactions is what we need so that stop could stop pitting those teams already. We can see that they are charring for one another and they believe that they are all great. We can see that despite the idea that they are from opposing teams, they really believe that they should do things together to succeed.

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