Brandon Marshall Received The Most Racist Letter Ever Written From A...Well...What's The Opposite Of "Fan"?
So, I'm going to go out on the furthest of limbs here and assume this was in response to the Brandon Marshall kneeling during the National Anthem. I know that doesn't make any sense whatsoever because he came forward almost a month ago to this day and ended his protest, but I can't possibly think of any other reason why someone would randomly direct enough baseless hatred to fill a Tarantino script toward a random Denver Broncos linebacker. I don't know whether this (shockingly anonymous) author's mailman went postal or not, but having your racist ass letter show up so long after the "inspiration" behind it became obsolete is the type of unfortunate circumstance that can only be faced by someone delivering penned threats via air, land, and sea. I know writing the slurs in chicken scratch before circling and underlining them like they are the name of a 4th grade crush gives them a lot more meaning, but when this nameless coward's world views catch up with the rest of us in 2016 then he should really trade his confederate flag paraphernalia in to pay for some internet classes.
Granted, I don't want to be the one to tell him how to send his vile diatribes that read like were written by someone who is actually a completely uneducated parody of themselves. Not only because the last thing the world needs is this guy learning how to publicize his 19th century thoughts more conveniently, but because clearly he put a lot of thought into every aspect of his super elaborate rant that started with a "...not" joke and featured so many repetitive references to monkeys that it made Harambe's ears perk up from beyond the grave.