As the Wind-horst blows baby! Windy, you dog you! Who knew the big boned son of a bitch that's made a career out of chasing LeBron James tail was a pot smoking pro? You notice the ease with which he slipped that into the broadcast? Made the NFL Draft dorks that reported Laremy Tunsil's gas mask picture look like a bunch of narcs. I'm telling you, someone without a couple bong rips in their past does a far worse job commenting on the public consumption of recreational drugs. No one casually brings up the smell of weed unless it's something they are all too familiar with. No one publicizes the newly approved legality of marijuana unless it's something that excites them.
You hear that high pitched happiness in his voice when he started to talk about it? Almost sounded like he was next up in the rotation. He was one pass to the left away from a taking a pull off a well deserved dutchie. You know how stressful it must be to cover a guy that can't talk or tweet without it becoming a news story? Cavaliers parade day must be a goddamn blessing for Brian Windhorst. Probably the first time in 13 years where he doesn't have to worry about LeBron making a passive aggressive comment that needs to be addressed by the media in a timely fashion. Someone give the man some pierogis and point him towards JR Smith so he can enjoy this celebration - in all it's glory - one inhale at a time. Lord knows he's earned it.
P.S. Seriously though, sneakers with that outfit? Vintage stoner move. Keep the shades on Windy!
P.P.S. Now it's alllllll starting to make sense...