Mirror- British women have revealed what shape their ideal lover should be - and the results may just surprise you.
While most would imagine a ripped stomach and bulging pecs would send ladies swooning, nothing could be further from the truth.
New research shows that what women want in the bedroom is a man sporting a beer belly and carrying a few extra pounds.
Yes, as peculiar as it may sound, in a survey of 2, 544 women aged 18 and over in the UK a staggering 38 per cent said they found 'overweight/plus-size men' to be the best lovers.
When quizzed as to why they chose the more rotund gentleman, the main response was that these chaps 'seemed more eager to please me than themselves'.
Women also said the larger man was 'more caring and gentle'.
"The fact that so many women prefer the sex they’ve had with lovers on the larger side just goes to show that chiselled looks and pumped up muscles aren’t everything, and it’s what’s on the inside that counts."
Oh yeah, that makes sense. British women are sooooo progressive that they are able to look past what a majority of the world has always considered traditionally beautiful. They may not have figured out that whole dental health thing, but I'll be damned if they didn't beat the piss out of superficiality. Well either that, or they have an incredibly low self esteem and an incredibly high amount of insecurity. Hmm, yeah, I think I am going to go with that last one. Hey, it's not that I don't think chubby chasers exist, nor do I harbor any contempt for them. Fat guys need love too, and I am glad British women are there to give it to them. I just don't believe for a goddamn second that, all things being equal, a majority of Brits are taking the fat guy when push comes to shove, and I definitely don't believe that they are better in bed. More giving? Probably, but that's more out of necessity than actual enjoyment. At the end of the day you want the guy with the most talent. You take that guy and try to make the most of his potential. The fact of the matter is, in shape guys just have a higher sexual ceiling than fat guys, no matter how long a fat guy is willing to go down on you after an average dicking. Fat guys may have the edge in hustle and heart, but the in shape guy is bringing the stamina and the agility. The guy that works the hardest might be endearing, but when the game is on the line, you want the guy that can it to the next level.
Ironically enough, a fat guy is like a salad. A girl may tell you a salad is her favorite food, but it's obviously not. A bunch of lettuce, some vegetables, and some bland chicken is no one's favorite food. Rather, it's the food that makes her feel better about herself. The naked fat guy she's fucking is that salad. He makes her feel better about herself. When the pilates and yoga aren't giving her the desired results, she can just look at the ugly naked dude plugging away on top of her for a boost in self confidence. Women are fickle. They want to be the best looking person in the relationship. They need that upper hand. Trust me, I have lived both lives, and while I appreciated the women that dated down and made sure I had a sex life when I was pushing 205, I certainly didn't envy THEIR sex life.