Britney Griner And Her Mrs. Proving That Gay Marriage Sucks Too

BSO- In court docs obtained by TMZ Sports, Griner says she has NO biological connection to the baby … and she doesn’t know any of the key details about Johnson’s pregnancy.

In short, it seems like Griner is suggesting they were not on the same page when it came to the pregnancy.

Griner also says the marriage to Johnson is based on “fraud and duress” — because Griner was “pressured into marriage under duress by [Johnson’s] threatening statements.”

Griner does not specify the nature of the threats.

Griner also says there was fraud — but does not say why. It seems to be related to the pregnancy.


Pressured into marriage? Having a child under false pretenses? Trying to save a relationship by making it 1,000x more complicated? Bringing on another human life to distract from the multitude of issues that you have with each other? Are we sure we are talking about a gay marriage? In the last 6 weeks they have bought a house, got arrested, got married, got pregnant, and apparently broke up. Nothing straighter than that. I thought gay marriages were all about acceptance and being on the same page. I was starting to think I had to teach myself to enjoy cock to eventually find a partner that would bring me a lifetime of happiness. Well look who's laughing now gays. You fought so damn hard for marriage and now you get to learn that it actually sucks. Really nailed that one. Just could have kept dating forever and kept using the excuse that it's not legal to wed. Nope, you wanted to be equal? Well, congratulations. When you get the right to marry you get the divorce rate that comes along with it. Not worth the package deal if you ask me.

Looks like Glory Johnson took play number one right out of the straight marriage handbook. Unfortunately for her that play doesn't translate well to homosexuality. She basically ran a pick and roll with a point guard that can't shoot or ball handle. Called for the old quarterback draw with a immobile single caller. The whole 'have a child and trap your significant other into staying with you forever' play works best if one of the players has a dick. When your wife has no connection to the kid whatsoever it makes it pretty easy for leave guilt free. Really wish she had spent more time drawing it up before she put it to practice. I'm not saying a penis' involvement is always necessary for a woman to gett her way, but it certainly has a higher success rate.

P.S. This kind of makes Britney Griner more of a man then every dude that's been pressured into staying in a bad relationship for too long despite being unhappy, right? Leave it to the only chick on the planet that can dunk to make us all look bad.