Miko Grimes twitter feed, ladies and gentleman! It's like the herpes simplex virus. You never know when an outbreak is coming, but it promises to get ugly quickly when it does. And you know what, I am not going to argue with a damn thing she said in that long winded, opinion ridden rant she just went on. Not because they aren't plenty of things to refute, but because I am lost somewhere inside the mental maze I just tried to follow her through. Seriously, you can say any number of things about her lack of a filter and her ridiculously frenetic thought process, but the one thing she is 100% right about is that she's a GREAT follow. I honestly feel like I just got off 'Space Mountain' because that diatribe had all the twists and turns of a roller coaster, but I couldnt possibly see what was coming next. Firing out the gate with the Shaq/Kobe debate? Plunging to the depths of Ryan Tannehill's career? Shooting all the way up to the peak of the Eric Snow-capped mountains of Iverson's heyday? A huge drop back down to Kobe? A couple of nauseating loopdy loops with the Dolphins front office? A minor dip into anti-Semitism? A lonnnng climb back up to the high road, followed by an immediate free fall into genocidal conspiracy theories? Decelerating back into the station with the most disingenuous non-apolegetic apology of all time? That ride was AWESOME! I almost wish I could go on it again, but I know the second time around won't be nearly as exhilarating as the first. Mike Grimes might be a spousal terror when you're an aging corner on the downside of your career, but she's a social media treasure for everyone whose finances aren't directly linked to her (in)ability to shut the fuck up.
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