Daily Mail- Caitlyn Jenner has been named in her first lawsuit just one week after introducing herself to the world of the cover of Vanity Fair.
Jessica Steindorff, was the driver of a Prius that was hit by Jenner in February in an accident on Malibu's Pacific Coast Highway that ultimately left one woman dead.
She is now suing the reality star claiming she suffered serious medical injuries and lost wages, and lists the defendant as 'Bruce Jenner a/k/a Caitlyn Jenner.'
Well, why didn't you say so?! You didn't need to load her up with a ton of makeup, fake tits, 3 hours of photoshop, and give her a 'Vanity Fair' cover to convince me she was a broad. All you had to do was tell me she had a shitty driving record. I almost feel bad that I ever questioned the legitimacy of Caitlyn's femininity. The bitch can't drive. At least her looks finally reflect her ability to operate a motor vehicle now. Whew, no wonder everyone is so happy for her. The roads are finally safer. Can't be out there looking like a man and driving like a woman. It gives other people on the road a false sense of security.
I'm just surprised that there isn't a strong contingent of people out there fighting to drop the charges. After all, we have done everything else necessary to completely evaporate the existence of some dude named Bruce. Caitlyn Jenner sitting on the bench for the crimes committed by some ugly old guy seems like wrongful persecution to me. Goddamn justice system never gets it right these days.
P.S. No wonder Caitlyn has a fantastic pair on her, the doctors certainly had enough man boob to work with.