Caitlyn Jenner Thinks It's A Problem That She Would Be Put In Men's Jail If Convicted Of Vehicular Manslaughter

BSO- “A tragedy like this you’ll never get over it, you just learn to live with it the best you possibly can,” Jenner, 65, revealed to Matt Lauer during a “Today” show interview that aired Wednesday.

“[Going to jail] is the worst-case scenario … the men’s county jail,” said Jenner. “It is an enormous problem that they would put trans women in the men’s county jail, but those are things we are looking into.”

“The media wants that picture, don’t they?” she quipped.


“I was under the speed limit — I was doing 46 in a 50,” she told Lauer in the first part of the interview (the second part airs Thursday). “My airbag didn’t even go off. All I needed was probably a half a second of time [to stop] … I couldn’t quite get [the vehicle] stopped.”



Can we talk about how Caitlyn Jenner waited 65 years to decide to become a woman, but couldn't wait until the conclusion of her court case that could potentially send her to prison for vehicular manslaughter? Really timed that well, eh Cait? 

Hey, question for you Caitlyn. Is it an enormous problem that a transgendered person could end up in a male prison, or is it an enormous problem that there is a 69 year old woman dead because you were probably too busy practicing putting on your makeup during rush hour? I must have my priorities a little backwards, because I was over here thinking that the most important thing would be to uphold justice. Silly me, always forgetting to protect the rights of transgenders after they accidentally kill someone.

I am not even hating on Caitlyn's preference to end up in a female prison. If I was transgender, that still had a penis, and was still attracted to females, I would love to end up in a female prison. A bunch of sexually frustrated broads looking for a good dicking, and the only person in there that can provide it is the new girl Caitlyn? It would be the "if you were the only man on earth" hypothetical finally coming to fruition. Sounds like the perfect situation. Unfortunately for Cait, jail is supposed to embody the exact opposite of the perfect situation, and ending up a woman with fake tits in a man's prison is exactly that. As much as Caitlyn Jenner annoys me, I don't even wish that fate upon her. I can say with confidence that she would have a dick in her ass more often than she wouldn't, and it probably wouldn't even be close. Give her two weeks and her ass would have housed more felons than Riker's Island.

What it boils down to is that you can't commit a felony as a man then get fake tits, throw on a dress, and expect to go to lady prison. Jail is a little more straight forward than society. As awful as it seems, they just judge you by your genitalia. Can't really blame them considering that you still attempt to insert said genitalia into women. If you wanted to have final say on what kind of sex you were having you probably should have done a better job of finding that brake petal in a timely matter. If Caitlyn really wants to be amongst her own then it's time for a neutering, because I refuse to let her run up in an episode of 'Orange Is The New Black' serving up a cock brunch to a gaggle of horny women as punishment for accidentally killing as innocent person. 

P.S. Credit where credit is due. That golf outfit is absolute FIRE.