Cam Jordan Emasculated A Grown Man By Lifting Him IN The Air At A Club, Yet Somehow, There's No Visual Evidence

TMZ- TMZ Sports has obtained the Cameron Jordan police report -- in which one witness claims the New Orleans Saints player stated in the nightclub, "I can have any bitch that I want."

Jordan is under investigation for allegedly slapping a woman's ass at Republic nightclub in N.O. and then spraying her and her boyfriend with champagne in an aggressive manner. 

According to the police report, the accuser's boyfriend told cops he confronted Jordan about his disrespectful actions toward his GF in the restroom -- and that's when Jordan said, "I can have any bitch that I want."

The BF says he told Jordan, "She was not a bitch. She's my girlfriend."

The man claims Jordan condescendingly asked, "How much do you weigh? 180?" 

The BF told him he weighed 190 -- and that's when Jordan allegedly picked him up and "held him high in the air against his will while passersby took pictures." 

Cops say there is no surveillance footage of the incident -- but they did note that there were roughly 10 other Saints players in the club that night. 


Okay, far be it for me to question the validity of a police report, but I think I am going to short of taking the victim's word for it. The "I can have any bitch I want" line? Yeah, I can believe that. That sounds like something a rich, entitled athlete would say. But picking a grown man up in the middle of the club and questioning him on his weight seems a little excessive to me. I'm not just going to sit here and believe one man's personal account of the story that revolves around him defending his girlfriend. At the very least I am going to need some witnesses to start coming out to confirm the legitimacy of these claims. I mean, if a full grown monster of a defensive lineman lifts a random citizen high above his head in the middle of the club it does not go without notice. That's something everyone sees. So IF it happened, I am absolutely stunned a picture of it has not surfaced yet. This would be the most emasculating thing that has ever happened in a public place, in 2015, without being caught on camera. We don't just hear about situations involving famous people in crowded clubs anymore. We see them. Not only does it seem highly unlikely for such a ridiculous situation to avoid the lens of everyone's smart phone, but it seems downright impossible. So impossible in fact, that if it weren't for being proven wrong by many athletes before, I would even say it strikes me as fabricated. 

Hey Cam, maybe stop being an asshole? Yeah, I laughed when I read this story, but that's just because it's fucking absurd and the mental image is downright hysterical. With that said, it doesn't make it right. Remember your old partner on the defensive line, Junior Galette? Yeah, the same one that was famous for doing incredibly stupid shit JUST like this? Probably shouldn't be pulling plays from his playbook when he's sitting home on his couch unemployed. If he proved anything it's that karma can absolutely catch up to you, so don't tempt it by getting into silly public confrontations over women when 95% of the club would welcome your hand on their ass. Sean Payton did all he could to clean up the Saints locker room during the offseason, and in the midst of doing so he gave you $33.5 million guaranteed. He did so under the assumption that you would become a leader and represent the franchise appropriately. He definitely didn't do it with the expectation that you would go 'Incredible Hulk' all over anyone that happens to have an attractive girlfriend. Clean your act up Cam. You're one of the lone bright spots on a mediocre defense, we can't have you focusing on legal troubles that stem from you having one too many drinks. Obviously there are three sides to every story, and this is without question it's bad side, but I would rather not be playing 'he said, he said' just days before their is meaningful football taking place.