Come on Cam. You just going to let that piss ant Josh Norman win? I didn't even know Josh Norman existed on this planet until I read these tweets and you are just going to let him get the best of you in a fight and the talk trash after admirably defending a go-route? Stand up for yourself Cam. Fuck it, I'll arrange it. No holds barred cage match at Bank Of America stadium. $25 admission, all proceeds go to a charity of Cam Newton's choice. Anything to get Cam Newton to engage in more health threatening activities.
Want to go sky diving Cam? As long as you don't go with an instructor on your back, like some kind of pussy, then I'll pay for it. Want to go to the beach, I heard there hasn't been one single shark attack this entire summer. Haven't you always wanted a motorcycle? The damage you could do to yourself on a crotch rocket doesn't compare to the damage not having one does to your street cred. Don't you want to be feared amongst your peers Scam? You aren't going to institute that doubt into your opponent by losing battles against unknown cornerbacks and then letting them chirp you. You need to get back out there and throw some more punches, preferably with your right hand. Can't be hitting a man that disrespects you to that extent with your off hand. Wasn't it you that said "no one has ever been what I am trying to be"? What exactly is it that you're trying to be Scam? The kind of starting quarterback that quits after losing the first round of a fight? That doesn't bode well for the future of your franchise. You got to get back in there. Whatever potential harm you could to yourself in a training camp fight pales in comparison to letting 'SuperMan' get outted as Clark Kent.
P.S. I need Cam Newton to hurt himself fighting his own teammate. I need it for me, I need it for this blog, and I most definitely need it for the Who Dat Nation.
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