Cam'Ron Is Selling An Ebola Mask, And Spoiler Alert: I Need It

http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/20/camron-ebola-mask-selling/

TMZ- If you're looking to stay safe from Ebola in style ... Cam'ron has you covered for less than $20 -- or at least that's what he's advertising.



​There are very few people, let alone rappers, that can get away with a  move like this. I am of the opinion that Cam'Ron, however, tops the list. Some people might say he is profiting off a deadly disease. I say fuck those people. Ebola isn't even a real thing. If Killa Cam wants to pads his pockets off the naivety and gullibility of his fellow citizens that is his right. It's the American dream for fuck's sake. Plus, they don't have to buy it. Save that questionable monetary utilization for myself. Don't want it, need it. Never needed something more absolutely unnecessary in my life. That says a lot considering my past. I have a basketball hoop over my door that has an official glass backboard.

If there is one person I am trusting to keep me safe from Ebola it is Cam'Ron. He grew up in the hood. He's survived gunshots. You think he's not going to survive the outbreak of a fake disease? I would rather mouth breathe my way through a quarantined area then walk through Camden at night. Thanks to Killa Cam, I won't have to. I could dance naked in a pool of ebola and come out healthy as an ox. As long as I have my Cam mask. I may buy this thing then instantly start visiting ebola patients. Start giving them hugs and shit. Telling them it will be okay. As long as my muffled voice is coming from behind a visual of a man clad in a furry pink suit I am immune.

Could the picture be anymore perfect? Cam'Ron was the ring leader during the fever pitch of the pink fad. Just literally took it over the top. All pink everythannng. That's why this just feels right. Don't get me wrong. Cam'ron has some fire jams. 'What Means The World To You', 'Ambitionz As A Ridah', and 'Hey Ma' come to mind. However, he is the most ridiculous person in the world. He gets the boosters boostin', he gets computers 'putin, and he gets ebola bolin'. Cam was spitting dumb, 
nonsensical bullshit before Lil' Wayne was robotrip rapping in some non existent language. He made rhyming nonsense work, and he makes ebola masks work. Can't wait to wear it to the bar. Conversation Starter City, Population Killllllllla!