Cardale Jones Owned A Buckeyes Fan That Implied He Was Incapable Of Rational Thought Outside Of Football

Okay, first and foremost, I just want to break this down for my readers that are SEC fans. I know that you confederate flag waving weirdos think that black football players shouldn't be allowed to go outside unless it's on the gridiron in front of 100,000 people. I know you probably think Cardale Jones lack of intellect in that last tweet was a sign that you have been right all along. However, he was joking. Get it? Like, he was being facetious? Oh, fucking forget it. It'll take me the next 3 hours to explain to you what that word means. 

A+ on the return zinger from Cardale Jones. I'm not going to lie. The first time we heard from him on Twitter it was a little bit iffy. Remember this gem....

Well, I got to say that he has really turned it around since then. Getting involved with the #BlackLivesMatter movement and not sounding like a complete moron in the process. Hell, even his choice of celebrities to incessantly stalk on social media was mature. I mean, come on, Ronda Rousey!?! So much more respectable that being the 300th athlete to take a run at Rihanna. This tweet is just the cherry on top though. Nailed the 'Bubba Gump' cadence almost to a T. It's impossible to read that outloud and not sound like a completely uneducated, southern black man. 

Now, I know that this Buckeyes fan probably didn't mean anything by that tweet, but that's part of the problem. Cardale Jones won a National Championship in 3 games. He already held up that end of the bargain. I think he has earned the right to express his opinions on social issues. Especially social issues that revolve around race. Seeing as he is a high profile black athlete that might just be a topic that interests him. Sorry if that takes away from his practice time D-Gus, but maybe we can give Cardale a few minutes during the offseason to think on his own instead of telling him what play to run? What that be okay with you? Are you even listening, or are you too busy being hospitalized for that 3rd degree burn?