Carey Price Says He Didn't Intentionally Take Out Chris Kreider Because He's A Filthy, Filthy Liar

Price on Kreider collision: "I didn't even know it was him." #Habson690

— Conor McKenna (@mckennaconor) October 16, 2015

The truth will set you free Carey! Just embrace it. No one will blame you. The New York Rangers went to the Stanley Cup Finals strictly because Chris Kreider took you out of the series. He stole your opportunity to compete on the biggest stage the NHL has to offer. If you want to put that little goalie running bitch on his back then go right ahead and do it. Don't make any apologies. Don't claim ignorance after the fact. That's something your victim would do. You plant him in the ice like the delicate little pansy he is, and when someone asks you about it you plead guilty and drop the mic. Chris Kreider doesn't just need to feel like less of a man, he needs to be told he's less of a man.

You know how I know that Carey Price intentionally hit Chris Kreider? Well, for one, goalies try to take the hit and draw the penalty 95% of the time in that situation, and about about 90% of the time they are successful. Even more telling than that is the fact that Carey Price stood over him like he was staring into a casket. I swore he was going to remove his equipment, bounce off both ropes, and put an elbow directly into his chest. That was such a blatant taunt that even the NFL wanted to step in ad fine somebody. It's a shame that Carey Price didn't have a puck in his glove or he probably would have dropped it next to Kreider like Julie "The Cat" Gaffney in 'Mighty Ducks 2' and skated away snickering. If he didn't have so much padding on he probably would have unnecessarily sauntered over him like Allen Iverson stepping over Tyronn Lue. That's series of events was so emasculating for Chris Kreider that I would be upset if it wasn't n purpose, but let's be honest, it clearly was.