ABC7- The attempted robbery, caught on surveillance video, happened Wednesday around 9:45 p.m. just before closing at Lotions & Lace. A man walked in with his face covered pointing what appeared to be a gun. Store employee “Amy” said she wasn’t scared. She was convinced the gun was a fake and she was having none of it.
“With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” she said. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this."
She started yelling at him, and at one point he grabbed her. That’s when a coworker at the store started throwing sex toys at him. Eventually he fled the store empty-handed.
“I think he was a coward,” said the store’s other employee. “Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that were pretty feisty.”
As if there was any doubt. Seriously, who did this fucking guy think he was strolling into an adult superstore and trying to hold up the register with a fake gun? Did he think the type of broads that make the conscious decision to work in a retail outlet that is frequented by the most pervy of perverts were going to be pushovers? These bad bitches watch dudes suspiciously walk around all day staring at the items necessary to live out their deepest, darkest, most disturbing fantasies. If there are a couple of chicks that can spot the insecurities and vulnerabilities in men it's them, and the fat fuck that was trying to transport his potential payday in the bag he just ate his double order of 'To-Go' wings out of didn't exactly make that too difficult. They probably knew he was the type to start backpedaling after the unveiling of a fake dick or two just by his body language. We are talking about two women that own the only authentic vaginas in an enclosed space filled with people that can't stop thinking about vaginas. Why on earth would they be caught off guard by a guy trying to make demands while threatening them with an pointy object that is underwhelming to the naked eye and can fire off at a moment's notice? I blame this dude for doing an awful job planning this attempted "armed" robbery, but I don't blame him for fleeing because I would also be intimidated into retreat mode by the presence of multiple women who are strangers to no fetish or freaky act of fucking.