Chick Catches A 'D' To The Side Of The Head, Dude Catches a 9 Month Prison Sentence

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Daily Mail- A university student who dreamed of becoming a solicitor has been jailed for slapping a woman in the face with his penis after she fell asleep at a house party.

The judge only needed to ask one question. You had one job Sir, one job! That question is 'were her shoes on?'. Oh, they were. Shocker of the millennium. Sorry sweetheart, rules is rules. You pass out shitbombed at a party you get what's coming to you. It could have been as innocent as a Sharpie'd cock on your cheek or as disrespectful as a sweaty scrotum on your forehead. You can't prosecute that. It's not sexual misconduct. There was nothing sexual about that. Just teaching a lush a lesson. Be careful where and how you pass out. Trust me, I would know.

Without doing much research I can say the worst sentence a guy has ever gotten for penal to facial contact with another guy is a week long black eye. Is feminism dead? I thought we were all equal now. You pass out with your shoes you instantly become genderless. It's the age of the 'rape culture' isn't it? What are broads doing passing out at house parties? Where were this girls' friends? Aren't drunk college girls supposed to operate on some sort of buddy system. Can't just pass out by yourself all willy nilly. She's lucky all she got was a cock smack. Worse shit happens at college campuses on a daily basis. Maybe next time she'll be a little more careful.

This isn't all on her though. Come on man. If you're going to mushroom stamp a chick you can't get video taped doing it. That video can only make it through so many circles before someone gets offended. Only reason this chick is traumatized is because it's on tape. If it wasn't she probably wouldn't even know it happened. No harm, no foul.

P.S. Nothing nicknamed 'mushroom stamping' should be '9 month prison sentence' illegal. It's not like any females, outside of the porn community, ever consensually agree to literally take one in the face. Shake it off, pun intended, and move on.