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Ciara Says Not Having Sex With Russell Wilson Is 'Fun', And This Relationship Is Over Right After Marriage

7/22/2015

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BSO- “It’s until the deal is sealed. Absolutely,” the beauty told Kit Hoover and guest co-host Dave Karger when asked if there’s a timeframe, and added that she didn’t feel any type of way when Wilson decided to reveal they’re holding off on sex during an interview.

“It was an organic thing for him and I think he was just being honest about where we are,” she explained. “It’s cool when you get to build a foundation with someone on how much you care for each other and really know each other’s personalities, so it’s really fun.”


Is it crazy to think that Russell Wilson is in the friend zone, but neither party realizes it because the option of sex is apparently off the table? I kind of think he is. Either that, or this entire quote from Ciara is a flat out lie. I think I can speak for the large majority of people when I say it is natural to have lustful thoughts about a significant other. While getting to know someone that you are in relationship with can absolutely be fun, it's a lot less fun when all you can think about is the innumerable amount of days until you finally get inside them. Let's be serious. Two months without sex and it literally takes over your brain. There is not a chance in hell Russell Wilson can remember more than 10% of the shit that Ciara has said to him if he has been walking around with a fully loaded chamber this entire time. Just constantly tucking his boner, crossing his legs, and trying to pray the blood out of his penis. Ciara may be having fun, but Russell might be the most miserable man on Earth. 

No attractive couple is beyond succumbing to the "evils" of sex. Not a one. If Ciara thinks spending time talking to Russell Wilson without fucking him is so amazing than clearly she doesn't think of him in that way. Just BFF's that don't even realize that is all they are because they won't just act like a couple of adults and hit the sheets. Maybe Russell Wilson is gay? Is Ciara a 'beard'? How else would he keep from walking around like he's got a Mag-Lite in his pocket as a celibate man that is constantly arm-in-arm with a smoking hot pop star? Sorry, just spitballing here. I genuinely don't know how a relationship that doesn't feature any sex at all can be so perfect otherwise. It's like a cultural anomaly. Something is up, and I don't know what it is, but if these two are truly not fucking and happy, then the opposite will likely be true when they are married.
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Carrow
11/21/2016 09:06:45 pm

It's sad that Society is so sex driven that the thought of celibacy causes so much confusion and doubt. He got so much grief for his decision but if he was running around banging anything with a pulse you guys would have been high fiving him and giving him all kinds of cred. Ass backwards Society.

There is nothing wrong with gaining non-sexual intimacy, gaining a deeper connection, becoming friends first, building a solid foundation first.

Maybe people wouldn't be getting divorced 6 months after marrying if they had taken this route. Some MFs know each other's genitals better than the person...I

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