Cincinnati Wide Receiver Max Morrison Was Not Happy WIth How Things Played Out Against The BYU Virgins

First of all, huge disappointment for Max to delete this tweet. Sure, it's not the most politically correct thing to say, but none of it is untrue. Losing sucks. Getting knocked out sucks more. Getting knocked out by a 25 year virgin that's never had a soda sucks the worst. Plus, there's nothing better than some good old fashioned self depreciating humor. Everyone loves the guy that can laugh at himself, especially when he can find a way to insult his opponent simultaneously. Should have kept this tweet up and claimed head injuries if he was called out for it. What good is a concussion if you can't use it as scapegoat for hilariously inappropriate blurbs on social media?

If you go to BYU are you allowed to have Twitter? I know that sounds like a ridiculous question, but if you aren't allowed to have sex in college then what the fuck are you allowed to do? If BYU players are allowed to have Twitter then Max Morrison may have unintentionally tapped into a foolproof strategy. If you were playing BYU, why wouldn't you start tweeting at their players all week poking fun at their lack of a sex life? That's guaranteed to get in their heads. You either kill their confidence by making them feel bad about themselves, or the players who undoubtedly are fucking finally lash and unveil their premarital sex filled personal lives. Doesn't matter how good you are athletically, that'll get you an indefinite suspension every time. Talk about a win-win for any team that has to play against them. Max Morrison didn't make a mistake by teasing them for not knowing what a vagina feels like, he made a mistake by doing it after the game instead of prior. C'mon Max, how about you and that white trash goatee have a winner's mentality for me one time?