Colin Kaepernick And The Browns Are Such An Incredibly Bad Combination That I Absolutely Need It To Happen
Fatal car wrecks. Treacherous wildfires. Ugly babies. Colin Kaepernick in Brown. All things that are just awful enough to be intriguing. You know what is at the root of disappointment? Expectations. No need to worry about those stupid things in this situation. I can't possibly think less of the Cleveland Browns as an organization. I can't possibly think less of Colin Kaepernick as a quarterback. That's why there is simply no way that the Cleveland Browns with Colin Kaepernick under center can be as bad as I am envisioning them in my head. I'm picturing a brand of football that is ACC egregious. Two wrongs may not make a right, but they make something that has to be better than the dumpster fire I never knew that I NEEDED to see until now.
How stupid of me! Thinking that Kaepernick should stay in San Francisco and attempt to progress under Chip Kelly? Dumb. Thinking he could go to Denver and limit his fuck ups jussssst enough to be a part of a winning organization? Dumber. He just needs a system that caters to his skill set. The job description for a Cleveland Browns quarterback includes interception throwing, bad decision making, and literally anything else that can possibly contribute to losing in gut wrenching fashion. This may be the greatest fit we have ever seen. Adam Schefter is over here having an aneurysm trying to discuss the Browns offseason, but I don't think he understands what Hue and the gang are doing over in 'The Land'. Can't truly rebuild until all that is left is scorched Earth. Colin Kaepernick is going to strip this franchise down to it's bare bones, and only then will they have to worry about finding a competent signal caller to build them back up.
I knew this jersey was missing someone!