College Kid Uses Mass Email From Professor To Invite The Female Student Body To His Bed

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John Dunn, comin' in hot!!! This is exactly what dating is based on now. He who casts the biggest net. That is why sites like Tinder exist. You throw enough lines out there and you are bound to catch something. Hopefully it's not herpes. 

What's the hardest thing to do at college? Stand out. There's thousands upon thousands of kids all going about their daily lives. It's tough to make a mark. That's why you usually end up friends with people that live in your dorm, or people that you engage in the same extra cirriculars with. Guess what? Dunn is now the most popular kid in class. He can't just 'reply all' with this ridiculous email and not get noticed. If I were him, I would wear a 'My name is Dunn, John Dunn' shirt to the next lecture.

Genius move by John. The risk/reward is highly in his favor. The worst thing that happens is he has to send an 'extremely sincere' apology email to the class and all is forgiven. The best thing that happens is he has a gaggle of broads piling into his bed when he should be at class. While we can all agree that that isn't happening, I guarantee this email caught the eye of every female in his class. Whether that be in a positive or negative way is a moot point. A couple of those girls are now closer to sleeping with John Dunn this semester and they probably don't even know it yet. Down comforter? Handsome writer? Comfortable AND creative. He easily just bagged a hat trick of broads from that class alone. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Shooters keep shooting. Wayne Gretzky and Kobe Bryant would be proud.

P.S. The professor's reaction was totally based on the fact that at least a couple of women in class were offended. Fuckin' 2014.