UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

College Kid Uses Mass Email From Professor To Invite The Female Student Body To His Bed

10/29/2014

0 Comments

 
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Total Frat Move-  http://totalfratmove.com/guy-invites-girls-to-his-bed-over-class-listserv-after-professor-cancels-class/

John Dunn, comin' in hot!!! This is exactly what dating is based on now. He who casts the biggest net. That is why sites like Tinder exist. You throw enough lines out there and you are bound to catch something. Hopefully it's not herpes. 

What's the hardest thing to do at college? Stand out. There's thousands upon thousands of kids all going about their daily lives. It's tough to make a mark. That's why you usually end up friends with people that live in your dorm, or people that you engage in the same extra cirriculars with. Guess what? Dunn is now the most popular kid in class. He can't just 'reply all' with this ridiculous email and not get noticed. If I were him, I would wear a 'My name is Dunn, John Dunn' shirt to the next lecture.

Genius move by John. The risk/reward is highly in his favor. The worst thing that happens is he has to send an 'extremely sincere' apology email to the class and all is forgiven. The best thing that happens is he has a gaggle of broads piling into his bed when he should be at class. While we can all agree that that isn't happening, I guarantee this email caught the eye of every female in his class. Whether that be in a positive or negative way is a moot point. A couple of those girls are now closer to sleeping with John Dunn this semester and they probably don't even know it yet. Down comforter? Handsome writer? Comfortable AND creative. He easily just bagged a hat trick of broads from that class alone. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Shooters keep shooting. Wayne Gretzky and Kobe Bryant would be proud.

P.S. The professor's reaction was totally based on the fact that at least a couple of women in class were offended. Fuckin' 2014.
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy