Come At The Crown, Ya Best Not Miss: DeAndre Jordan's Mom Sonned Some Mavs Fans On Twitter

@RickFortyOne @MondoDudley You're right he would have degree and you'd prolly be cutting his grass!! #eatshitanduknowtherest

— Kimberly Jordan (@callmeMISSKIM) July 10, 2015

BZZZZT, Wanna rumble with the bee, HUH? Throw a hex on ya whooooole family! No, but seriously, where the fuck is the fire department? It's a goddamn burn unit up in this bitch. Only choice left for these clowns is to throw some more gasoline on their twitter account and let it rest as a pile of ashes. If you are going to be the complete fucking loser that trolls an athlete's mother, you absolutely cannot get eviscerated as a human being in 140 characters.  She honestly should have just gone full 'Black Twitter' and added a couple skulls to the end of those tweets. Looks like DeAndre ain't the only Jordan that can swat some weak shit a couple rows back. Like mother, like son. Just flipped those words faster than the hypothetical burgers that one froggish young lad thinks DJ would be flipping if, ya know, he didn't just sign an 88 MILLION DOLLAR DEAL. 

Extra points for #eatshitanduknowtherest. Back in the early years when my Dad was coaching my hockey team he was a huge advocate of us telling our opponents to "eat shit and die". Must be a old person thing, but I'm not going to lie, I think it's time for it to make a STRONG comeback. 

Live look at Mavericks fans.... 

@basketballmavs Prolly will if it's the WRONG bitch!

— Kimberly Jordan (@callmeMISSKIM) July 11, 2015

@CroissantRoll @deandrejordan6 AND u would know cuz you're mother is one

— Kimberly Jordan (@callmeMISSKIM) July 11, 2015