Curt Schilling Is Preparing For Trump's America By Twitter Beefing With Parody Accounts

@SidneyPonson Are you the real Sidney Ponson? Did you actually play MLB?

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) January 18, 2017

Is this the fat ass underachieving former MLB pitcher who pissed away a potentially HOF career? Well done. #lazyassunderachiever https://t.co/yRYAeQDan9

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) January 19, 2017

@DBYankees1 @SidneyPonson It's not, his tweets are about as stupid as the stuff he said in real life.

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) January 19, 2017

@Darwin_Dwiggins @DBYankees1 @SidneyPonson it is him. No debate or verification needed

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) January 19, 2017

@Firegoodell14 @Darwin_Dwiggins @DBYankees1 @SidneyPonson Don't care, know for a fact it is.

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) January 19, 2017

Nope, nice try but it's his account. I know for a fact, but also? Who on earth would create a fake account of a man who beats women? DUI's? https://t.co/ltOtcf2g2T

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) January 19, 2017

As I stated earlier, I didn't get duped, I know for a fact it's Sids twitter. But you go with what you need to go with https://t.co/Fq2MjGufOV

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) January 19, 2017

I can't believe I am going to say this in a blog about a racist, anti-Semitic homophobe who has magically overshadowed a 'Hall Of Fame' baseball career with his post-retirement jackassery, but here goes...

You'll have to excuse MY ignorance here, because I am so unfamiliar with Sidney Ponson that I couldn't even have told you whether he was male or female before 5 minutes ago. Fortunately, I don't think I have to be all that knowledgable about the career of a former baseball player to be able to spot a farce of a twitter page when I see one. 39 tweets? Followers that only increased from 43 to 137 after a online spat with a public figure that people love to hate? A list of posts that reads like it was written by an 11 year old who just watched 'Super Troopers' for the first time and is modeling his internet persona after Farva? A tag that literally says "not really sid"? If there really is a former MLB pitcher out there that created his own parody account of himself then Curt Schilling managed to find the only other grown man that is as much of a fucking loser as he is, but something tells me this is just another case of him vehemently denying logic on accord of his initial opinion.

And you know what? I'm actually a bit jealous. I genuinely believe that Curt Schilling genuinely believes everything he says, regardless of whether there is a rational thought process behind it. Other than the stress that comes with despising everyone that doesn't look or think exactly like him, I bet he lives a pretty damn carefree life. Imagine never once questioning yourself? The worldwide web is as thankless of a platform as there is for a person's thoughts, and I am potentially wrong on it every single day. I wish I could be like Curt Schilling simply because admitting clear defeat absolutely blows. I suppose losing all credibility and having the entire sports world think you're more of an absolute quack than a 'World Series' hero also blows, but hey - at least he's got the next 4 years to celebrate the inauguration of the dude whose shown that ignoring the obvious and talking directly out of your asshole like a complete buffoon on the internet can prove frighteningly successful.