Loose Translation Of Those Tweets:
"This guy don't know motherfuckin' comedy
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am overpaid, It's been 4 years since Cy Young, Pressure situations do make me high strung
I did get rocked, by the whole Indians' lineup
And the postseason does give me the cold sweats
I'm still standing here screamin' FUCK THE INTERNET!
Don't ever try to judge me dude,
You don't know what the fuck I been through
But I know something about you,
You got an egg as your picture, that's a busch league move
What's the matter troll, you embarrassed?
This guy's a comedian? He's staring at his computer screen bare-assed!"
Drop the mic David, DROP IT! Nothing disarms your online opponent by admitting your flaws and leaving nameless, faceless people - in most cases, literally - with their dick in their hand as they criticize the same damn failure for the umpteenth time.
Now, considering David Price's obscene contract and the fact that a casual baseball fan - such as myself - is well aware of his postseason shortcomings, his pressurized performances probably do warrant a couple cheap shots during the offseason. That said, he found the best possible to counteract anonymous assholes by pointing directly to the biggest blemish of his career - which is undoubtedly his playoff record.