Mavericks fans have every right to be pissed. They have ever right to start yelling shit at DeAndre Jordan as he leaves a pool party in Las Vegas. However, at some point don't you have to look at yourself in the lens of somebody else sunglasses and realize that you are the asshole that is ignoring millions upon of millions of drunk, scantily clad women? That you're the asshole wasting valuable drinking time to yell at a professional athlete that is paying you no mind? You're in Vegas bro. I know the departure of DeAndre Jordan hurts your feelings, but I promise it's nothing another $15.00 frozen beverage in a novelty cup can't cure. I'm not completely innocent of yelling at sporting events or bars. I don't think anyone that has become intoxicated and far too invested in the outcome of a game is innocent of being outspoken. However, there's a reason that Vegas pools have no deep end, an that's because everyone there is as shallow as they come. Yeah, yelling at DeAndre Jordan might feel better for a second or two, but the woman that you just turned off and the blowjob she may have been willing to offer you would have been worth at least a couple more minutes of satisfaction. It's the offseason. There is plenty of time during the basketball season to curse the very existence of DJ and the Los Angeles Clippers. Until then, get drunk, get laid, wake up somewhere unfamiliar. That's what Las Vegas is for, not making an ass of yourself in front of people that refuse to even acknowledge your existence as a human being. The only person whose image you are negatively affecting is your own. A handful of insults doesn't ruin a person's mood when they can walk around with 7 figures in their board shorts.
Hey Mavs fans...