DeAngelo Hall Is Going To Need Quite A Few Ice Packs By The Time DeAndre Hopkins Is Done With Him

When the highlight of your career is catching a 10yd pass on a DB while he slips and you feel like you did something. #SadDayInFootball

— DeAngelo Hall (@DeAngeloHall23) August 13, 2015

Hope treatment going well. https://t.co/9wR4UrjEAP

— Deandre Hopkins (@Nukdabomb) August 13, 2015

@Nukdabomb I'm good to go young fella. Here's some advice don't stutter on your comebacks they're too easy to read. Take it or leave it

— DeAngelo Hall (@DeAngeloHall23) August 13, 2015

Nuk said he doesn't start it, he just finishes it. #Texans https://t.co/2YlbDaQBxX

— PDS (@PatDStat) August 12, 2015

Nope, not this time DeAngelo. Not when you just had a second year player make you look like an elderly black woman seeing the casket of a family member that was taken too soon. Not when you got people thinking that the DC sniper came out of retirement. Not when DeAndre Hopkins made you look like Dwayne Wade when a defender accidentally brushes his arm. There are new born baby deers that are laughing at your lack of ankle support. DeAngelo looking like he just got off an hour long ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl. Looking like he's fresh out the spin cycle. Hope he at least smells clean, because DeAndre Hopkins did him dirty. There ain't a damn thing he can say to redeem himself outside of claiming he fucked Hopkins girlfriend/wife like some Tupac/Nick Kyrgios hybrid. Granted, I am sure there was some selective editing at play, but you can't talk that shit one second and get screwed into the ground by a comeback route the next. Close your eyes and the dizziness will go away faster DeAngelo. Little advice I picked up during my dizzy bat career.

DeAndre Hopkins may not have all that credible of a resume in the NFL, but he's also just a second year player. You can't claim he doesn't have the clout to clown you when you are a cornerback that, considering where you were selected, has underachieved. Maybe you get that pass if you're an All-Pro. Hell, maybe you get that pass if you have a Super Bowl ring or two. You definitely don't get that pass when you're just an above average NFL veteran. Hall has accomplished more then Hopkins to this point, but Hopkins certainly has the talent to accomplish more in the long run. Maybe it was best to just let the internet have some fun with this and then let it die out. Getting some itchy Twitter fingers isn't going to do you any good when you, quite literally, don't have a stable leg to stand on. If that clip above is any indication I don't think DeAngelo Hall is person I would be taking my advice from when it comes to tipping your routes. Hopkins may be a man of few words, but those words are weapons of mass destruction. Ice up DeAngelo.

P.S. That wasn't the highlight of DeAndre's career DeAngelo, this was....

So dirty.