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DeMarco Murray And Joseph Randle Are Really Bad At Innuendos

5/29/2015

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BSO-  “He had a good year last year, and I got to sit back and watch a lot, and I felt like there was a lot of meat left on the bone.” - Joseph Randle on DeMarco Murray

"Hopefully he can taste some of that meat this year. They’re a good team. Hopefully he can get a chance to run behind that line and do some good things. But I’m not worried about it. I didn’t hear about it until now. It’s not a big deal.” -Demarco Murray on Joseph Randle

Okay guys, timeout. Far be it for me to put myself in the middle of such a heated discussion. I have never exactly been the mediator type, but before we continue can I just ask question? What the FUCK are you two talking about? Meat, and bones, and tasting meat? Thank God these two got scholarships because they are fucking terrible at analogies. I don't even blame Joseph Randle for this. If you aren't expecting the unexpected out of Randle then you haven't been paying attention the last year. This is a professional athlete making a 6 figure salary that stole underwear and cologne from a Dillard's. He is clearly someone that doesn't understand the value of things. That's why he is drastically undervaluing DeMarco Murray and his league leading 1,800+ yards. Joseph Randle would be so bad on 'The Price Is Right' that they probably wouldn't even air the episode in fear of idiot shaming. The only thing worth less than Randle's 500 career rushing yards is his cost analysis. 

That's why I got to pin this one on DeMarco Murray. You simply can't get dragged down to Randle's level. When a moron uses a metaphor it isn't meant to be spun in your favor. Start thinking like an idiot and you are bound to sound like one. That's how we go from a statement about Murray not taking full advantage of his opportunities to unintentional sexual references. Now no one wins. I get that Murray was trying to make a joke that happened to fall flat on it's face. We have all been there. I would just advise him to stop wasting his wit, or lack there of, on an irrational, irrelevant kleptomaniac. 
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