Devils Porn: Prudential Center to Unveil New 3D Pregame Introduction

http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2014/10/prudential_center_adds_3d_projection_system_to_devils_fan_experience.html

NJ.com- The Prudential Center unveiled its newly-installed 3D projection imaging system, which can display interactive, three-dimensional images onto the ice. Devils management says the NHL team is the first in the U.S. to permanently install the technology.

This development if going to add a few months to my life. My liver just let out a sigh of relief, and the bartender just got a another day job. Beer consumption will be down. Those last two beers I pound 15 seconds before puck drop before sprinting down Lafayette to the arena are a thing of the past. I  will be sitting in my seat quarter of 7 every home game on the dot. Can't risk missing this boner inducer. I have never been more turned on by something less erotic in my entire life, and I haven't even seen it yet! If this intro is anywhere near the same realm as the Montreal Canadiens video I am going to have to start wearing a condom and 2 pairs of boxers to the games. I want this video to sit on my face as of yesterday. I would probably turn down sex to watch this video, although that hypothetical situation will probably never arise. 


Here's the Canadiens video...

P.S. No blog on the win over the Florida Panthers. Why you ask? Because they are the Florida Panthers. If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? If the Devils demolish the Panthers in October and there are only 6 people there to see it does it even count? Both equally perplexing questions. Good to see Clowe's brain isn't complete mush yet. Severson coming in soooo hot early in the season. I still think Larsson is the next Nik Lidstrom. It helps me justify purchasing his jersey years back. I don't care if it doesn't make sense. However, If Seversen keeps this up and we continue to average 5.5 goals a game I will burn Larsson's jersey while pissing on a Swedish flag. Team Czech all day. Just win baby!