Did Aron Baynes Just Have The Worst Night In NBA Playoff History?

Yeaaaah, I am going to need someone to keep a 24 hour eye on Aron Baynes. Keep I'm away from kitchen utensils and all other sharp objects. Maybe just throw him in a padded cell until Tuesday. I get that as a competing big in a series against Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan you are probably going to end up looking foolish at some point. However, once, twice, third times a charm. If you look closely during the third dunk you can almost see a part of Baynes soul die mid-flight. There is only so much a man can take. A trifecta of thunderous dunks AND getting rag dolled by a small forward 6 inches shorter and 50 pounds lighter? If I were Baynes I would treat tomorrow how most people recover from a weekend long bender. Call out of work. Draw the shades down. Sleep in. Wash the stink off. If there is anyone in the history of the NBA playoffs that has needed a "me day" it's Aron Baynes. Wake up Tuesday and hope the sun is shining a little bit brighter. New game, new you. 

Whatever he does he better not show up to Staples Center on Wednesday looking the exact same as he did tonight. He needs a haircut. Maybe some facial hair. Hit a tanning salon. Anything to help people forget that he's the same person that became the LA Clippers personal whipping boy just three nights prior. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see Blake Griffin face backlash from anti-bullying organizations. I was rooting for the Clippers and even I had to drop to my knees and say a prayer for Aron Baynes' well being. A day that contained 8 games of playoff hockey and basketball combined and the biggest story is whether a tall white bench player will make it to the morning with out mutilating his body as badly as he did his reputation. Lord Jesus, for Aron's sake, hear our prayer.