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Donald Trump Mixed Up '9/11' And '7/11' Right Before The NY Primary So He's Officially Actively Trying To Lose

4/19/2016

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WATCH: @realDonaldTrump invokes "7/11" as date for World Trade Center attacks: https://t.co/gXiS8BsFRJ

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) April 19, 2016
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When I first saw this I was infuriated. How could someone that's running for President of the United States - and actually getting a substantial amount of votes - mix up one of the most tragic, unforgettable dates in American history with a fucking slurpy slinging convenience store? Then it came to me - they can't. There's simply no way way that Donald Trump accidentally said '7/11' when he meant '9/11' right before the NEW YORK primary. I legitimately believe it's impossible that a person could unintentionally sabotage their own campaign that badly. How many times has that date rolled off your tongue in conversation? How many times have you heard others reference it without a moment of hesitation?  No one has EVER said a date other than 9/11 when they meant 9/11 - especially a date that's not a date at all, but rather a popular corner store that sells over the counter synthetic weed. Donald Trump may be a dumbass, but he's not that stupid. 

I'm calling bullshit. This has to be the culmination of the charade. Donald Trump went too far, showed his cards, and proved that this is just the most elaborate ruse in political history. This was all just his way of saying "I never really wanted to be President, I just wanted to make light of how broken the system is". He absolutely succeeded in that regard, but don't you dare tell me that a man getting the date of a notorious terrorist attack wrong was simply a slip of the tongue. Not when he didn't even acknowledge that he did so, or even think about correcting himself. Donald Trump is actively tanking the election because - surprise, surprise - even he knows he has no business being President. Even he knows that 95% of the shit that comes out of his mouth makes the average Alabama fan look enlightened. I am not even mad that Donald Trump said 7/11 anymore because I am 100% positive that he did it on purpose, but it's downright shocking that the people who support his beliefs haven't been able to see that yet. Or maybe, on second thought, it's not that shocking at all...

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