Here's your NSFW reference point. Just look. I won't tell. Plus, it's 2016 so you're basically homophobic if you actively avoid it. Male nudity deserves clicks too. Equality, ever heard of it?
I don't want this to come off like I am some cocksmith whose manhood tickles the side of his kneecap when he gets out of bed in the morning. Truth is, if they took to the court for some one-on-one (no homo) then Draymond Green's dick would dunk over mine 100% of the time and probably squeeze in a nice teabag in the process. I'll tell you what though. My dick would leave each and every one of those matchups thinking that it had a chance to win the next one if it brought it's 'A' game, and that's really all I could possibly ask for in a cock-to-cock comparison with a professional basketball player. It might look like an 'L', but considering the competition it sure feels like a moral victory.
Now, I'm not saying that the package in question is small, I am just saying that UPS could fit it neatly inside a mailbox. It's not that it's not that big, it's that that's the biggest it's ever going to look. Not exactly what I was expecting from the dick pic of an NBA player that's clearly doing everything he can to seem more girthy. Trimming up near the base? Zooming in to give it the "objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear" effect? Blatantly matting down the comforter? Those are moves reserved for me. Reserved for you. Reserved for every like minded, self conscious male that needs the perfect set of circumstances to feel comfortable standing up in front of an audience. I'm not hating on Draymond Green for instituting them too, but I am questioning his ability to fit his whole hog on an iPhone screen during a 6 inch closeup. He still puts most common folk to shame, but I would imagine that in NBA circles he's hung like a dude who feels like his sac tapping and mouth running is an attempt to make up for something a little less intimidating.
Not sure changing a password is enough to stop a hacker so persistent that he hacked his way into a professional athlete's drawers after several attempts...
Ahhh okay, this makes a little more sense...