Is there a single person on Earth that finds themselves funnier than Dwight Howard? I mean, he legitimately outlaughed everyone that witnessed this supposed joke and he was the one responsible for it. Anyone with a semblance of cultural awareness left dabbing in 2016 (or even 2015), but a basketball player that calls the city that started the dance craze home thinks he's goddamned hilarious for using it to cause a scene so cringeworthy that it made 8 out of 10 white people appearing on JumboTrons feel good about their on-screen performance. I'm don't know what constitutes an out-of-place dab, but I don't think it's a good sign when you can't even illicit a reaction from the people sitting 6 inches away from you that have been trying to make their children stop slamming their foreheads into their elbows for upwards of 6 months now. Techinically Jeremy Lin was the one that was made sport of here, but I can't help but think the only embarassment that the Asian dude in black-rimmed glasses and a man-bun feels is on behalf of the person that is his own best audience. James Harden would probably argue that there's nothing worse than being Dwight Howard's teammate, but being friends with someone whose sense of humor requires you to master forced laughter sounds like even more of a nightmare than playing next to a 7 footer that makes everyone look bad by refusing to embrace his skillset.
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