Eddie Lacy Balled Out With Dane Cook And Friends, And I Don't Think He's Cut Out For Fit Life

Night ball with team cobra kai. Now home to soak in the hot tub under the night skies. #amazingday #teamsuccess

A photo posted by Dane Cook (@danecook) on Apr 5, 2016 at 9:12pm PDT

Listen, I'm not saying that Eddie Lacy hasn't gotten himself into pretty good shape. He's looked mighty slim in all of the pictures of him that have surfaced publicly over the offseason. In fact, some might even say he looks too slim, and if I were to venture to guess - he would be one of those people. This guy standing in the middle dressed head-to-toe in blue? He is not currently comfortable in his own body, and I know this because he's blatantly hiding his body. Dane Cook on the right getting his hips involved while eye fucking the camera? That guy oozes confidence. The dude in red throwing up  completely unnecessary peace sign for the sole purpose of flashing his bicep? That man loves every inch of himself. The white guy with the dumbo ears that's just replicating the guy in red to look cool, but doesn't realize that caucasian muscle tone doesn't translate as well in photographs? Even that guy feels more comfortable in his own skin than Eddie Lacy. Think about it. There's seven guys in this picture, and the only person whose figure we care about chose to stand behind the dude with the basketball. Pretty convenient if you ask me. Again, not saying that Eddie Lacy isn't going to clock in with a better 40 time at OTA's, but he's definitely going to be self conscious about his figure when he does. 

P.S. I can't say I blame him. I suppose a haircut could solve this problem, but that head is looking pretty damn big on that slowly evaporating body. 


h/t BustedCoverage