ESPN Los Angeles Is Settling The Tough Debates Today...Like Would The Lakers Even Want LeBron

POLL: Would Laker fans accept LeBron when his deal is up in 2 years? @keyshawn says, no.

— ESPNLosAngeles (@ESPNLosAngeles) April 21, 2017

(As of the time I am writing this, 41% of the idiots that listen to Keyshawn spew complete bullshit out of his mouth-anus wouldn't want LeBron to come to Los Angeles)


I know what you are thinking. Seems silly that Lakers fans welcomed a half-dead Gary Payton, a broken Karl Malone, a cancerous Dwight Howard, and the corpse of Steve Nash to town with open arms, but poo-poo the idea of adding potentially the best and most durable player of all time. Guess some people forgot that Los Angeles isn't just concerned with winning anymore. There's a new sheriff in town and he's one that is more concerned with winning the right way. I bet Magic Johnson doesn't even think championships count if they are won by teams that weren't built solely through the draft. Can you imagine bringing in a player that could turn a decent, up-and-coming team into an instant title contender? YUCK! No. Fucking. Thanks. Straight from college or BUST. You know what they say, there's nothing free about free agency! 

Man, I hope someone lets LeBron know that he's not wanted in a city that totally hates star power before he packs up his shit and moves to Hollywood out of desperation to play with D'Angelo Russell. Wouldn't want to have to tell him "no" for literally the first time in his entire life right to his face!​ That would be even more awkward than having a full-on debate about the addition of a player that has vehemently rejected the idea playing in your city at every turn!