UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

Even This Kid's White Privilege Couldn't Stop Him From Getting Put On Skates

12/7/2016

0 Comments

 
Picture

First, why did you come back for more? Second, it wasn't ya shoes homeboy. Third, don't ever wave your finger saying "Come here" then get your ankles rocked. Cuz you definitely don't want anymore. Stick to social studies and free throws young blood. @jahbuckets_30 go easy on em next time.

A video posted by Joshua Guy Ballard (@joshuagballard) on Dec 2, 2016 at 7:47am PST

First, why did you come back for more.
Second, it wasn't ya shoes homeboy.
Third, don't ever wave your finger saying "Come here" then get your ankles rocked. Cuz you definitely don't want anymore.
Stick to social studies and free throws young blood. 
@jahbuckets_30 go easy on em next time.




Seriously guys? How come nobody told me that Greg Paulus had a little brother that was hustling his way through the high school basketball ranks and destined to be the next shameless caucasian guard getting his higher education in Durham, North Carolina? The baseless cockiness? The ease with which he flopped to the floor? The blaming of inanimate objects for his inherent lack of athleticism? The only way that sequence of events makes any sense at all is if it's part of a highlight tape that's about two tumbles into the stands (while trying to track down balls that were already out of bounds) and a floor slap away from being sent to Coach K's mailbox. Protect ya neck Grayson Allen, because some non-descript white boy with far less talent but way more moxy is coming to man the point at Cameron Indoor. He may not be able to guard the most minimalistic of crossovers without tripping into the next county, but he's got the heart (Also See: nerve) to keep trying. What the soles of his shoes apparently lack in grip, his ankles more than make up for in durability. Every good basketball team needs someone that doesn't mind making themselves look stupid. I suppose it's also preferred that that person has at least a lick of ability, but don't tell me this kid doesn't understand the role that best suits him.  

P.S.  "Stick to social studies and free throws young blood" gets 9.2 out of a possible 10 skull emojis. Easily an 'A' insult with only minor room for more emasculation.
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy