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Ezekiel Elliott Got A Little Too Handsy During A St. Patrick's Day Celebration 

3/13/2017

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TMZ- Ezekiel Elliott pulled a woman's shirt down -- exposing her bare breast -- during a St. Patrick's Day party in Dallas ... but a rep for Zeke says it was all in good fun.

Zeke was drinking a beer next to a group of people while on the roof of a Dallas bar to watch the St. Patrick's Day Parade on Greenville Ave.

The woman is playing to paradegoers and motions at her breasts -- then points to Zeke. Next thing you know, he reaches over and pulls her top down, exposing her bare breast. She scrambles to cover up.

We spoke with Elliott's rep who told us the woman wasn't upset ... and actually hung out with Zeke and a group of friends after the parade ended.


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Full disclosure? I can kinda see why there was a little bit of confusion here. Maybe I too would stereotype that busty white girl that kept pointing at her rack that was already halfway out as the type of girl that wouldn't mind having her tits exposed by the running back she was clearly leaching off of. I am not saying it was smart to make that assumption and he definitely could have benefited from asking first, but I expected a lot worse when I read that he non-consensually exposed a woman's breast in public. As Dave Chappelle famously said, "fine lady, you are not a whore...but you are wearing a whore's uniform". If this young woman didn't want to be mistaken for a shameless groupie then she literally didn't make one correct decision from the second she got dressed until the moment she was undressed in from thousands of degenerates.

That doesn't mean I am excusing Ezekiel Elliott. An NFL star that's standing on a balcony overlooking a massive crowd of people as the center of attention should know there's no shortage of cameras on him. Also, he should probably realize that those cameras aren't going to paint a person with a (likely fabricated) domestic abuse allegation on his resume in a positive light when he just randomly starts unveiling boobs without - at the very least - a handshake agreement. This is far from the worst thing we have seen from a professional athlete, but it is one of the dumber things we have seen from a professional athlete. Maybe just let the girl who is clearly readying herself to let her freak flags fly anyway do so on her own accord...especially when offering unsolicited help is probably going to make the situation appear more inexcusable than it actually is.
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