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Florida Woman Facing Charges Of Taking Selfies of Her Dog Being 'Intimate' With Her

6/18/2015

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Metro- A teenage girl has been arrested after police found a number of mobile phone photos appearing to show her receiving oral sex from a pit bull.

Police in Bradenton, Florida, had accessed the audio manager application on the phone of Ashley Miller, 18, while working on a sexual battery investigation.

But when officers opened a folder called ‘2-face fun’, they allegedly found 17 photos of a dog – later found to be named ‘2-face’ performing oral sex on Miller.

‘Miller explained that she would call 2-face into her room, take her pants off, open her legs and 2-face would lick he(r) vagina,’ a police report reads.

‘Miller believes 2-face has licked her vagina approximately thirty to forty times.’

Miller admitted to police that she kept the dog at her grandmother’s house and would go there when she wanted oral sex, pix11 reports.

She also allegedly told detectives that her previous dog, a Rottweiler-pit bull cross named Scarface, did the same thing to her years earlier and that ‘she did not have to push her [the dog] to do it.’





Far be to for me to question what goes on behind doors. With sexual liberation at it's peak you never know what people will be into these days. It's not like this is the first time someone has had a dog perform a sex act on them. I don't want to give this woman too hard of a time just because she is disgustingly obese. In fact, fat shaming aside, the real takeaway here is how hard it is to capture a great nude selfie of yourself. Most girls spend hours upon hours trying to find the right angle, and those girls are actually attractive. Can't imagine what the process is like for a gigantic woman. Throwing a dog into the mix is literally the only thing that could save a photo-op that traumatic. Every one loves dogs, even if they look like they are being smothered in a vat of dough.

I don't know if I would go as far as saying this is animal cruelty. I mean it can't be all that much worse then licking it's own ass, right? I suppose it's more dangerous seeing as one thigh twitch could mean lights out for old '2-Face', but this woman seemingly has it down to a science. 30-40 times without one incident? That's better than most places of business. By the looks of things that dog doesn't have the worst working conditions, assuming that this broad doesn't do any strenuous activities before hand, like getting off the couch or walking to the refrigerator. Hey, if it's safe for a dog to go down on her then it's safe for the 25 year old meth dealer she's probably been talking to online to go down on her. I would imagine that an animal that has the tendency to lick it's own shit has the same kind of standards as anyone that would be begging this chick for nude pics.



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