Floyd Mayweather Is Offering 10K To The Person With The Best Caption For A Video Of Conor McGregor Tapping Out
Before we start, let's just get this out of the way....I left a caption. Shit, of course I left a caption. I could use an extra 10K in my bank account and if you are reading this then you probably could too. So roll your judgemental eyes back into place, because I'm not the type to be copy and pasting viral scams with the slim hope that Mark Zuckerberg will send me a $1,000,000 check in the mail. This is different. This isn't Facebook. This is Floyd Mayweather. If there is a single person in the world that can be trusted to follow through on a five figure frivolous display of wealth it is Money May.
Now, do I think he is literate enough to recognize the genious behind "giving new meaning to the term Irish Goodbye"?. No, unfortunately I do not. In fact, I'd bet dollars to donuts that the victor will win on the back of some dumbass comment like "lolz, mcgregor sux dik". Whatever. It might get kicked to the side by a boxer that wouldn't know a euphemism if it caught him clean across the jaw but my hat is in the ring, and if you would accept a free lottery ticket than yours should be too. Whether you like Floyd or not is irrelevant, because none of us should mind caking off his dime.
Also, I think even the most loyal of mick would have to recognize this as a knockout punch from one obnoxiously cocky, outspoken fighter to another. Despite our wishes, two of the brashest motherfuckers on Earth are never going to face each other. That means all we really have to judge off of when comparing the two is record and net worth, and the moron that makes the fat kid from 'Billy Madison' seem well read somehow expertly highlighted his dominance in both those arenas. Conor McGregor is constantly (Also see: Rightfully) ranting about his value to the UFC. Meanwhile, his black, boxing counterpart is dropping thousands for the sake of dropping thousands on a 'Caption Contest' of him have the life choked out of his lungs. I'm sure that there is a lot that McGregor can do athletically that Floyd can't, but McGregor can't go around wasting money in an effort to remind people of Floyd's most embarrassing loss. That's just an absolute fact. For someone as arrogant as Conor, it's likely one that ruffles his feathers.
::shameless placement of a top 5 viral video of all time::