Former Arkansas Governor, Mike Huckabee, Blasts Obama For Letting His Daughters Listen To Beyonce

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Huffington Post- Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has accused President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle of parenting by double-standard, in an interview published Tuesday, saying they shelter their daughters from some things but allow them to listen to the music of Beyoncé.

While promoting his new book, Huckabee told People magazine, "I don't understand how on one hand they can be such doting parents and so careful about the intake of everything — how much broccoli they eat and where they go to school ... and yet they don't see anything that might not be suitable" in the lyrics and a Beyoncé choreography "best left for the privacy of her bedroom."

Huckabee described the Grammy Award-winning Beyoncé in his book as "mental poison."



​First off, is there a better name for the former Governor of Arkansas than Mike Huckabee? Didn't think so. This ridiculously dumb criticism of Barack Obama isn't even his fault. He was born to make this proclamation. Growing up his vision board was just one big confederate flag. He probably thinks Beyonce shouldn't be able to sit in the front of the bus, never mind be a symbolic icon of popular culture. I can just picture him sitting there listening to the lyrics saying "what is this surfboard she keeps talking about, coloreds don't surf". This guy is as purebred white Republican as they come. Definitely blamed every single school shooting in the 90's on "that damned rap music". 

This is why I don't engage in politics. This guy was running an entire state. He was responsible for a 50th of the nation, and he thought this was some earth shattering realization. All the fucked up shit that is going on in this world and he is worried about the Obama's pandora playlist. The scariest part of this? At one point in time, the collaboration of sex, Obama's children, and Beyonce came together in his mind. That thought process alone is criminal. Hey Hucks, what did you beat off to last night dude? Not a single doubt in my mind that this guy has a Bey' video or two in his spank bank. He probably lubricates with his own tears of shame. Want to see some shit? Check this guy's search history. His laptop has probably spawned more viruses than the entire continent of Africa. 

Hey right wing elitists…do better, be better. This is why no one takes old white republicans seriously. They go too far. They are too steadfast in the conservative approach.You know why Huckabee is so pissed? He is so backed up he can't think straight. Sexual liberation has passed him by. He and his wife are more loyal to the missionary position than international evangelists. Can't spread the conservative way and liberally spread your wife's legs. 

This guy barely knows half of what Beyonce is talking about in her songs and he is offended. Shit, if he could tell me what "cigars on ice" meant I would join his presidential campaign immediately. Can't just come out and blast Beyonce. She is basically this generation's Oprah. Might as well challenge Bryce Harper to a Home Run Derby or David Duchovny to a drinking contest. Just zero percent chance you go against the Queen Bee and win. Who, in their right mind, cares that Beyonce's music is sexual? It's the 21st century, name an artist that isn't the least bit sexual and I will name a soon-to-be gas station attendant. Even if Barack banned his children from listening to Beyonce, he would have to lock them in a cage in the basement to make it happen. She is as ever present in society as half dead white men are on CNN.