http://thebiglead.com/2014/12/05/georgia-lineman-zach-debell-is-a-strip-club-brawl-hero/
TheBigLead- Zach DeBell is a 21-year old junior offensive tackle at the University of Georgia. He is also a strip club patron and a civic hero. As you’re about to learn, those titles are not mutually exclusive. DeBell was at Toppers International Showbar in Athens when a brawl broke out after a customer exposed himself to a dancer and refused to zip up. According to the police report, DeBell carried the man outside by his belt and collar and “placed him on the sidewalk outside the front doorway.” DeBell hails from the great state of Florida, so it’s no surprise he knows how to react to a strip club brawl like a gentleman. You know when you hear those stories about people doing heroic things and you say to yourself "if I were in that position I would totally do the same thing"? Like when a woman gets her purse snatched on the street and someone tracks down the perp, or when a defenseless person is getting jumped and someone steps in? Granted you could never know how you would act in that situation until you were in the moment, but everyone thinks they could play the hero. Yeaaaaah, this is not one of the those situations. Not that I am a disgusting pervert, but there's a better chance I am the one with my dick out than the one carrying a random person out of the club with their dick out. No way. No how. Zach Debell is a goddamn hero. They should give him a standing ovation at the next Georgia game like he is coming back from serving our country. If he didn't step up to the plate that guy is probably still windmilling his piece all over that club. Zach should also probably get tested for anything and everything. I don't know how much contact he made with the semi-nude man, but any is enough. I would rather share needles with an Ebola patient then come in contact with the type of person that would take their junk out in a titty bar. I would rather makeout with a Saudi Arabian stripper after she comes out of the VIP room. I don't know where else that guy has taken his dick out, but chances are it is anywhere and everywhere. Probably makes PeeWee Herman look like a prude. P.S. Not sure I approve of how an SEC school is treating their football players. Can't have them sitting among the locals. It's a disgrace he wasn't balling out in a private room. The worst bouncer ever, apparently, should have handled this before he even got wind of it. Where was this guy during the dirty work? Oh well, he got what he deserved. Getting arrested for marijuana possession after failing to do your job is poetic justice. Exactly who I pictured when I started reading this story….
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