UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

Giannis Antetokounmpo Slammed Home His Own Miss And Defied All Sorts Of Science...Again

2/9/2017

0 Comments

 
Picture

.@Giannis_An34 with the pass and the dunk! pic.twitter.com/YeteXqD20b

— NBA UK (@NBAUK) February 9, 2017

Giannis (@Giannis_An34) just pulled off the accidental self alley-oop! Classic Greek Freak. #OwnTheFuture pic.twitter.com/bGaQtJpgB4

— Chat Sports (@ChatSports) February 9, 2017

There aren't many things that I am absolutely certain of in this world, but I'm damn near convinced that I will be able to accurately spell Giannis' last name without using the copy/paste feature before I am even close to understanding what he's able to do on the basketball court. This wasn't the first self alley-oop and it won't be the last, but it might be the only one that wasn't premeditated before liftoff and it's definitely the only one that was slammed home by a person who was awkwardly fading away from the basket when he took his original shot. High school physics was a long time ago, but I don't remember reading that momentum becomes moot at a certain level of athleticism. I didn't think there were genes that were superior to the most basic forces of nature, but I just watched a guy awkwardly land on one foot with his lower body facing a completely different direction and still manage to out-leap his opponents to his own rebound a millisecond later. Maybe my anatomy professor failed me, but I was of the belief that the human body wasn't capable of that type of contortion that's usually reserved for 'Stretch Armstrong' action figures. Either 'The Skeleton Dance' is a load of bullshit or the 6'11 freak of a Greek point guard has a vastly different version of it, because the bone structure of normal people isn't supposed to allow them to move like that...



​Previously on
'Giannis Antetokounmpo Is Not Originally Of This Planet':

Giannis Antetokounmpo's ridiculous double clutch dunk! pic.twitter.com/7RWU76pjhB

— BallersHype (@BallersHype) January 14, 2017

Giannis dunked this from the other side of the mason-Dixon line pic.twitter.com/0NkFBKwYjn

— Anakin Noir, MBA. (@JothamKitara) January 14, 2017
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy