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Girl Pretends To Be Deaf For Entire First 9 Months Of A Relationship

10/27/2014

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-pretends-deaf-keep-boyfriend-video/814773/

Elite Daily- An Alaska waitress faked being deaf for nine months to keep her boyfriend.Tina, one subject on a new TV show on Oxygen called “My Crazy Love,” knew she had to go to extreme measures to secure the best-looking guy she had met in her town of Kodiak.



​Well I guess we know who my future wife is. Katie Nolan (no whammies, no whammies, no whammies). However, with the likelihood of that falling through, a deaf Alaskan chick seems like quite the consolation prize. She can be really deaf, fake deaf, I don't care. This chick's relationship seems awesome. This is the best case scenario for any male in a relationship. As little communication as possible. Texts and body language were their main forms of communication? Those are like my two favorite ways of communicating. All I have to do is shrug my shoulders and text 'k' a lot? If that's the alternative I might choose to be deaf right now. Everyone would rather fight with their girlfriend via text than actual one on one dialogue. Worst case this guy has to answer too many texts. It's 2014, we all have to answer too many texts. I can say without a doubt I would trade my next girlfriend for this guys in a heartbeat.


This just proves how much men don't pay attention. As long as the girl on their arm is attractive nothing else is of much significance. There is no way this girl choose to be deaf on a whim and didn't do any skeptical shit in the entire nine months. There had to be multiple times where she fucked up her schtick and reacted to noise. There are many instances where this broad could have been risking her life just to save her relationship. Imagine the fire alarm going off and having to pretend you're deaf? The best part is that no matter how many times she screwed it up, he didn't bat an eye. The truth is, even if he did know, why mess up a good thing? Still, I would bet a significant amount that he was completely clueless, no matter how obvious it was. Men in a nut shell.

P.S. And that's an entire blog about deafness without a Helen Keller joke ::pats self on back::
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