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Girl Turns Boyfriend's Back into a Scratch Pad Over Bed Sheets Dispute

10/21/2014

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http://elitedaily.com/news/world/crazy-girlfriend-badly-scratches-boyfriend-blanket-fight-photos/804396/

Elite Daily- When McCall pulled the blanket over him, he allegedly woke to Campbell’s fingernails tearing it, and quite a bit of his skin, away.



​The fight over the sheets is easily the most underrated worst part of being in a relationship. I get that cuddling and shit is important to an extent. However, when it's time to sleep, it's time to sleep. How have we come up with the concept of smart houses, but we haven't implemented a 2 comforter system for couples yet? It would make things so much easier.

Relationships are all about compromising. If there is one thing in the world I will not compromise it is my comfort while I sleep. I fancy myself a respectful man when it comes to female relations, but I will rip that blanket away so fast and not give an ounce of a fuck. The girl could roll off the side of the bed and I would still be out cold. I have never wanted to murder someone in cold blood more than the girl that hogs the covers.

I may have to limit the crazy in my upcoming interactions with women. I can't have a girl skinning me like a dead animal every time I pull the sheets away. That is NOT the way I want to wake up. Actually it is pretty much the only worse way to wake up than waking up shivering cold because she stole the blanket. This kid got mauled. Looks like a pack of baby tigers went HAM on his back. I am buying a second comforter tonight. Keeping that shit in my closet for any time a female sleeps over. I refuse to turn into a human pin cushion because some girl can't mind her manners. This guy needs to dump this girl ASAP. If a sheet dispute causes that, I wonder what will eventually happen when he really fucks up. I'm not sure, but I wouldn't rule out the Lorena Bobbitt treatment.

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