FOX- The Guilford County Sheriff’s Office is investigating after a church was vandalized sometime between Friday night and Saturday morning.
Bales Memorial Wesleyan Church in Jamestown was spray painted, had flowers torn up, parking signs were ripped up and windows were broken.
The church sign was also broken and letters removed and the front entrance to the church was egged and sprayed with silly string.
One spray-painted message on the church door reads, “God loves (expletive)!!! He hates you!” Another said “Gay’s ok!”
The church bus was also damaged by the suspects keying the hood and pushing a sign through the front grill.
Damage is estimated at about $10,000, according to the Guilford County Sheriff’s Office. Members of the church spent Saturday cleaning up.
Noooo, don't do it! Don't make the Catholic church look justified. They didn't need another rationalization to fall back on! Nothing and nobody takes kindly to having dicks drawn on them. Trust me, it's one of the few things I remember about college. Once you start destructing property you automatically become wrong, and there hasn't been a time in history where being gay was considered more right. Vandalization is for the minority. Homosexuals may still technically be the minority, but the people that agree with their lifestyle is the overwhelming majority. Leave the spray cans for the Nazis, the racists, and the homophobic. Those are the people that are still trying to build their brand back up against all social and economic trends. Homosexuality is too good for that shit. You guys are more a widespread billboard based marketing group. Status quo. The brand perception of gay people is on cruise control with no traffic in sight. Well, as long as you aren't driving in Indiana or Russia. You guys don't need any self inflicted bad publicity. You don't want to take any time away from scissoring or playing bottomless twister to run damage control. Don't let a select few ruin it for the rest of the happy-go-lucky rug munchers and sword fighters.
P.S. Regardless of your sexual or religious preference, you can't not laugh at "God loves DICK" spray painted on the side of a building. Almost didn't need to paint anything else but that. You want to get your point across? God. Loves. Dick. /END SCENE. If I was gay, I would soooooo make an arts and crafts project out of turning that quote into a wall piece.
UPDATE: Apparently it was "God loves fags". Which is not only ass backwards, but also proves that I would make a better member of a gay vandalization team than these guys. God loves dick>>>>