Hakuna Matata! Justin Bieber Just Rid Me Of Any Worries I Had About The Rangers Making A Playoff Run

And the awards keeping coming for Justin! After @tacobell #BestFanArmy, the Biebs just won Male Artist Of The Year pic.twitter.com/MYZU3qf1s4

— iHeartRadio (@iHeartRadio) April 4, 2016

Listen, I am not a big belieber in unseen forces, but if there is a curse I can get behind it's the Justin Bieber curse. Partly because I can't see him wearing a Devils jersey any time soon, but mostly because it all but guarantees that Rangers fan will have to suffer yet another devastating end to their season. I have been preaching all year that their window of opportunity is rapidly closing, but Justin Bieber's award show attire just preemptively boarded up that window and threw an eviction notice on the front door. The Rangers will once again be brought to their knees, and it's happened with such regularity that I would be half-surprised if Henrik's pads don't look like Bieber's jeans by the time late April rolls around. Barring an unlikely trade, Lundqvist is going to die a (championship) virgin, and the only person that he can blame - other than Justin Bieber - is the franchise that decided to make Dan Girardi and Rick Nash his wingmen. I hope it was fun while it lasted, but the only person hoisting hardware while wearing an overly simplistic blue jersey with red diagonal lettering is the guy on stage looking like the love child of Nick Carter and a meth addiction. So continue to 'Love Yourself' Rags fans, because considering how insufferable and entitled you are, the Bieb's decision to put a hex on your playoff hopes was most definitely 'The People's Choice'. To borrow a line from the iHeartRadio 'Male Artist of the Year'... when I said you were running out of time, this is exactly what I meant...

So buy your tickets here, and support Justin Beiber derailing the Rangers championship hopes for the foreseeable future!