Happy Holidays From This Couple At The Rockets Game That Did NOT Want To Be Seen Together

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— patrick d. starr (@PatDStat) December 15, 2016

Alright, I'm just going to come out and say it...I think that could have been handled better. This may be an unpopular opinion, but something tells me there was a more subtle way to go about getting caught creeping than going full Mr. Krabs meme in front of a live, locally broadcasted television feed. Considering both of them seemed equally as anxious to loosen the grip on that hand hold and disassociate with each other I am guessing we are dealing with multiple cheaters or a "my BEST friend, REALLY?!?" situation. Assuming that's the case, you would think that two promiscuous minds would have considered the concept of being seen together at a wildly attended public event and created an exit strategy that didn't resemble a kid getting caught masterbating by his mother.

Oh well, the fact that this is going to go viral and ultimately end two relationships that it likely wouldn't have if they just picked up the pace - instead of making a deer in highlights look cool under pressure by comparison - is probably a good thing. Simply put, this sidepiece situation wasn't staying under wraps for very long with how indiscrete the participants were. Hell, if this camera man didn't step in and put the infedelity of these love birds on blast then there's little to no doubt that our boy would have gotten caught smooching the wrong girl as the ball dropped or some shit. I've heard that mid-December is a pretty popular time of the year to end things - for obvious reasons - so good on the Rockets for expedititing a couple of tough conversations that these two undoubtedly kept pushing back. Let's hope they live happily ever after...until they meet someone they like a wee bit more and start engaging in PDA's with them all across the city of Houston during upcoming holiday seasons.

P.S. I suppose it's very possible - even likely - that this kid has strict Indian parents whose heads would explode if they found out he was dating some thicky-thick-thick basic ass becky, but that's more depressing than funny so we'll pretend that's not the case.

P.P.S. Seriously though, spot on....