Metro- An artist has painted a portrait of Donald Trump – using menstrual blood.
Inspired by The Donald’s general ability to p*** everyone off, self-described ‘journalist, activist and artist’ Sarah Levy patiently waited for her period to come before getting to work. And it actually looks really good. Sarah, from Portland, Oregon, drew from two of Trump’s biggest campaign blunders to create her masterpiece – ‘Whatever’. The first was when he called Mexican migrants in the US ‘rapists’ and ‘drug dealers’, which he proclaimed literally as soon as he announced his presidency. The second was after the first GOP debate, when he implied Fox News host Megyn Kelly was being tough on him because she was on her period. She said: ‘That he thinks he can bring up the healthy functioning of women’s reproductive systems to insult women’s intelligence is a big problem that I think needs to be called out.’ However, she added that the painting had already faded from bright red to a sort-of brown colour. Say what you want about this woman's thought process, but her execution was damn near flawless. Hell, if were to nitpick, the only thing I would criticize is that she gave Donald's hair too much definition. A realistic portrait of Donald Trump would have featured a lot more ambiguity atop his head. I guess I could also point out the fact that she may have oversaturated his right eye with menstruation, but that's to be expected when you are painting with your own bodily secretions. Honestly, I don't have a problem with this woman eliciting the help of Aunt Flo to enhance the product on her canvas. Who am I to criticize someone for saving money on art supplies? I don't even have a problem with her selling it to make money for a charitable organization. What I do have a problem with is the fact that this piece wasn't created inside a prison cell. What I do have a problem with is that there will be a person that purchases this painting that is freely inhabiting civilization. Make no mistake, the woman that paints pictures of people with her period blood, as well as the person that spends their hard earned money to buy said picture, are both dangers to themselves and society. Forget the fact that this is for good cause. Forget that the likeness is that of a person who is a complete joke of a presidential candidate. Painting things with your menstrual blood is like the human equivalent of a monkey throwing it's own feces. If not prison, then this chick is ripe for a mental institution. The image of this broad finger painting and using her vagina as a palette is enough to make you lose your appetite, as well as stay in for the entire weekend. There are just too many lunatics out there roaming the streets. If this happened in a horror movie we would all be gasping to the backdrop of some panicky, super telling instrumental. We would all have a girl's head on our shoulder's shielding her eyes from the psychopath that uses her own blood to get a point across. It's kind of funny because it's a picture of Donald Trump, but it's decidedly less funny when you realize this bitch is like one PMS-inspired mood swing from going full blown "REDRUM". Hey ladies and gentleman, you do realize that situations like this are exactly why Donald Trump is winning, right? You don't have to do drastic things to show that you don't agree with his politics. His politics are a joke. I know that, he knows that, and you should too. With that said, Donald Trump and his immigration policies are far more logical than a woman and her decision to paint Donald Trump with something that comes out of her vagina. When you go this far to promote your anti-Trump agenda you make the attention hungry bigot look like the rational party. If I were the pro-immigration organization that was the beneficiary of the money made off this picture I would refuse to accept it. That's blood money, and it's blood money that an institution that is for the rights of those less fortunate can not afford to have staining their hands. My advice lady? Keep your smelly, fading menstrual art. It will look great hanging above the top bunk of your cell.
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