Here's A Picture Of Anthony Weiner Equestrian-ing Away His Sex Addiction

I'm not trying to say I am familiar with the most efficient strategies used in weaning people off dangerous fixations that control their life. That said, I'm fairly certain the best way to get perverted, adult men to stop sexting teenage girls is NOT to have them participate in activities that could potentially help them better relate to teenage girls. I don't know, call me crazy but I think this rehab facility could do a better job of reminding Anthony Weiner that he's too old to exchange pictures of his genitals with middle schoolers than by tightly buckling a $10 bike helmet on his head and having him led around on horseback by a motherly woman in a touristy sweatshirt. Maybe the whole "summer camp" vibe wasn't the right one to go with for someone who can't stop, won't stop indiscriminately playing with his balls on any available field. Clearly we aren't dealing with the most mentally stable person here. I'd say there's like a 50/50 chance he eventually walks out of that facility thinking he's 52 going on 15, and why wouldn't he? You blur that creepy ass pedo face and he basically looks like a hormone-fueled freshman that's growing increasingly uncomfortable because his junk chose a bad time to become stimulated by slight contact with an inanimate object and he doesn't know how to make it stop.

That said, I'll give the benefit of the doubt here. I'm sure that horseback riding can cure a grown man's sex addiction, but I would venture to guess it's about 10,000x more effective if you make him go bareback. 


h/t NYPost